We've stayed here for two years, with each month becoming more dreadful than the last. But that isn't any reason to go somewhere else! This place has a lot of great features!\r
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First off, I'd like to say that I envy the staff. I wish my posted hours at work were more like suggestions at when your best chance is to get in touch with me. To be able to be in the office long enough to cash a check, and spend the rest of the day some where else~ I mean, even when I'm not at work I still get voicemails and emails that I have to get back to- not these guys. They are living the sweet life.\r
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Do you think Gil Grissom from CSI is cool? Why not look into his favorite hobby by living with as many different types of bugs as possible here! The pest control the apartment offers understands your interests in entomology and will do enough work to get paid, while leaving your pesky pet projects alive and well!\r
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And every bug needs a home- so how about a fine mold adobe hut? Now, it'd be crazy to think there are little mold homes in each apartment, you have to build them yourself. Luckily, all the mold is provided and when asked the staff is happy to ignore your thanks for months at a time- because they understand how grateful you are already.\r
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Neighbors loud and scary? Fighting in the halls, screaming curses, and smoking pot and drinking on the stoop into your building- that's just their way of saying they want to be more social with you and your kids! The staff is very understanding to their plight that even when presented with several police reports for noise and public intoxication they give them a second (or seventeenth) chance at being your friends.\r
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Is the apartment you're living in in disrepair? Where as you and I look at this as a maintence issue, the staff look at it as a learning opportunity for yourself! Wall sockets out of date- 50's era two prong to be exact? There's a book for that! I mean, who even uses phone jacks any more? Sink clogging is a natural part of a pipe growing up and dealing with all the changes it's going through, a phase if you will, that the maintence assures you, with unanswered calls, will pass.\r
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And to make each apartment feel brand new, three or four layers of white paint primer are added to everything. Door knobs, wall jacks, light switches, base boards, doors. Nothing will feel old and horribly maintained in this place- no siree bob.\r
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Now if any of these don't speak directly to you, you may want to look else where for a place to live. Sadly, I don't think Huntington Place -is- the place for you.
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