Ok, Where to start... I live in downtown delray and definitely consider myself a foodie. I have been to 3 different brazillian steakhouses so knew exactly what to expect going to GOL! This seriously had to be the WEIRDEST, STRANGEST, AND WORST dinner I have ever been to. At first I thought that If i was a celebrity, this was definitely the show Punk'd. I bought the LivingSocial deal which was $68 for 2 dinners, bottle of wine, and 2 deserts ($128 retail). The waitress comes up and barely knows how to speak english. "White or Red?" That was all she said. We get white, and theres a bug in my buddys glass but were scared to even tell the red devil. Everything about the service was TERRIBLE and theres too many things to list of what she did wrong. I honestly cant think of one thing she did right but the juicy stuff doesnt even start with her so lets move on. Next, the "entertainment". Best way to explain this was extremely awkward, horrible, embarrassing, and CORNY!! The song choice was one thing ("girls just wanna have fun", "stand by me", "My girl"). It was the complete opposite of what I would expect from a Brazilian steakhouse. After one song, he started obnoxiously clapping very loud to get the rest of the restaurant to clap (no one did as we are all eating). Than during basically every songs chorus, he would turn off the music and try to get the restaurant to sing which it was empty and again, everyone was trying to eat! It was so bizarre that I had to start taking videos on my phone. It got to the point where me and my friend were HYSTERICALLY laughing at the entire situation considering it was extremely embarrassing for everyone involved. Next, the food. The salad bar consisted of rolled up turkey, salami, some other BS, vegetable soup, black bean soup, a bunch of other gross stuff. and I seriously couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the sign that said "mashed potatoes". I thought it was a white sauce. It was not a puree or any type of potato. if anything, It was potato soup and made me nauseous when I swirled the spoon into it. 100% completely inedible and wanted to say something to management but was too embarrassed for them. This is where I could not believe this place was open. The best thing from the whole restaurant was the pasta salad which me and my friend both ended up having to get full plates of in order to fill us up. Every single one of the steaks was extremely over salted! To the point as u can barely eat it. At one point I had a ball of salt in my mouth and had to spit it out. Also, all the steaks were abnormally fatty! And for me to say that, that means something cause Im always down for some fat in steaks. The guys who would walk around with the meats had no knowledge of the meats they were cutting, said stuff that didnt make any sense and caused the dinner to be even more awkward. It also took them an hour to start bringing out the food. My friend almost vomited at the table twice from the fat and once from the desert, and Im very surprised I was able to hold back my 12 gags. The waitress than rudely pops up out of no-where and asks "desert?" I said sure what do you have. She says "whatever you want". I look at her confused and she leaves. Than returns to say that they only have "Flan or Passion Fruit Moose". We ended up getting one of each. I tasted both and gagged at each one. Literally gagging. This is when I thought my friend was gonna loose it and actually let the chunks fly but we gained control. Keep in mind, the entertainer is now walking around the restaurant playing an electric guitar!! WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!? So I politely asked for the check immediately as I HAD to get out ASAP! and like the night couldnt get worse, the waitress has a drink on the check that we never ordered and a random $7.90 that should have been covered from our livingsocial deal. I mentioned it to the waitress but said I didnt care and was in a big rush to leave so to please run my card now. This is when I thought I was on the reality show Punk'd or Boiling points. She spent another 15-20 mins arguing with the "manager" about the check and looked like it got really heated. After about 20 mins, I couldnt take it and I had to get up and go grab my card to leave. I walk up laughing thinking I was on a reality TV show and asked where the cameras. They just started to laugh like nothing was wrong? And than proceed to tell me that they couldnt take off the $7.90 so they just ran my card AND THAN did the refund of the damn $7.90!! I couldnt believe it. I laughed and RAN OUT! I WILL NEVER BE GOING BACK TO THIS PLACE EVER AGAIN AND I HIGHLY STRONGLY SUGGEST TO SAVE YOUR MONEY AND NOT EVEN TRY THIS PLACE ONCE. I cant believe they try and charge over $60 per person for this!! Biggest joke of a restaurant Ive ever been too. Cant wait to see what goes into that spot when this dump goes under. Happy Eating :-)
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