I moved to the Northgate Apartments about a month ago. As I was moving in, I saw a non-descript white building across the street. I thought it was a vacant warehouse, a sweatshop, a bordello, or maybe an annex to the overcrowded homeless shelter, which is just around the corner. That night, I saw a bunch of 14-year-old teeny-bopping crumpets crowding around the entrance. At 2 a.m., I was awakened by people screaming and motorcycles revving and racing up and down 500 West. I later found out the source of this commotion was SLC's trendiest club, Club Axis. I logged on to CitySearch to see what I could find out about this place: reviews by people who can't write, or even spell. Maybe you folks should spend less time taking drugs and grinding your special parts to music (I use the term loosely), and spend more time in school.
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