Concluding our great meal, we decided to step outside. Soon thereafter, the chef decided to join us. I was appalled when the first thing out of his mouth was a horribly broken French/English dialect saying "American women, they are soooo fat! American women, all they do is eat "cheeps" and "keshup". All the while he keeps puffing out his cheeks and holding his arms out to resemble a fat person. I can honestly say that our body-types did not initiate his need to express how he feels about Americans. This, coming from a man that probably hasn't seen his shoes in 20 years, blocked by a stomach that has been eating french fries and mayo his entire life. Monsieur Chef, let the truth be known, even though Americans have gotten heavier these days - we can work on that. Unfortunately your French rudeness will always be the "weight" you carry!
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