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NOT THE SAFEST 4/22/2011

I decided to surprise my sister for her birthday by taking her to Atlanta and to a poetry spot (which she's never done). I decided on Apache Cafe because most of the reviews were exactly what I was looking for. We got there before 9:30 to get a table (It's tucked in an alley), walked in at the feel of a poetry spot was all up and through this place, it was great. Food was good, drinks was horrible. If P Diddy aka Puffy aka Sean knew how they served his Ciroc he was shut them down. The drinks reminded me of a HOLE in the wall that buy cheap liquor and try to pass it off as the good stuff (explains the headache this mornin). 2 out of the 4 groups that performed was awesome. We left a lil after midnite only to find that my car had been broken into. They tell you over and over to pay $10 for parking or you will get a boot on your vehicle. I figured if I at least took care of that what other problems could I have. They stole everything out the trunk, under the seat and even a freaken banana I had just purchase from the grocery. (I needed that banana, because my plan was to dance all nite and this is the best source of potassium). Apache would not help locate the police department number to report the incident AS THEY QUICKLY EXPLAINED THEY ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LOT, Atlanta's finest PD was of great assistance (HELL NAW)...THE POLICE WAS TRYING TO GET INFO BY TALKING TO ME WHILE HE WAS SITTIN IN HIS VEHICLE AND I WAS SITTING IN MINE DUE TO THE WEATHER. He asked what’s the problem; Negro didn’t you get the info from 911. I brushed his ignorance off as lazy. But he continued to act as if I was bothering him. So I explained to him what if you showed up at the funeral home and I had to prepare your mom for her final rest and I brushed you and you family off as another case(Just do the job and do it right you chose your profession). He said he didn’t mean it that way, ITS ONLY BECAUSE HE SEE THIS EVERYDAY. The only thing I could say to him was WOW!!! And I believe the crooks were parked in a white trail blazer watching and listening to my conversation with top flight police (explained to police). I chose this place for safety and good experience but this was not the experience i was looking for. But the food is great! more
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