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Largo At The Coronet

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Pretentious/dull/redundant 8/15/2009

Largo at the Coronet theater and the ""little room"" is full of pretentious Hollywood music snobs who think they know everything about music. However, after a few moments you'll realize you're smashed within the tale of ""The Emperor's New Clothes"" and the people there are just being fooled into thinking this ""new hot thing"" is really something ""amaaaazing and groundbreaking""... but it's really mainly all totally redundant hipster garbage. You'll be bored stiff and you can't even buy a beer because there's no liquor license. Also you'll be forced to pay high covers, wait in lines around the building (so to passers by it looks like there's ""something going on""- yeah, you're not fooling anyone) and a bunch of people will ""oooh and ahhh"" at some mediocre overrated performer. Hollywood D list celebrities show up to be ""seen"" and look like they have good taste in music. It's all just so gross and slimy. Washed up record industry executives arrive to be spoon fed what's supposed to be hot because they're too lazy to actually think for themselves. The music is mostly '90s sounding, whiny BS or some overly pretentious free for all. I'm a prominent industry recording engineer and I've heard a lot of band's sob stories. Most of the bands I know that played there didn't get paid a dime because the owner Flanagan goaded them in for some ""big shot"" at ""Hollywood Glory."" He's really just an overrated charlatan himself that's still riding on a wave of when Fiona Apple played Largo 800 years ago. Be ready to take a long shower when you get home because you'll have to wash off your own regurgitations. Really, you should just stay home, kick off your knickers, spin some good records and make-out. You'll have a much better time. On the other hand if you're ready and willing to be a total Hollywood cliche phony Largo should be at the top of your list! Cons: expensive, overrated, dull more
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