entering a portal into another dimension can be a terrifying experience. Your transformation at moxie is guided by a motley crew, captained by an oft misunderstood megalomaniac. The cabin boy is attentive and deliciously cute, while the atmosphere screams of post-modern, no-frills utilitarianism. Do not be deceived, you will be transported to strange lands. Most of the hands are expertly skilled and consummate professionals... be wary, however, the occasional stylist from Super-Clips attempts to infiltrate the ranks (see Brittany). Overall, I recommend this ship of fools for the pure entertainment value of the experience!
Pros: your wildest dreams fulfilled
Cons: occasional bad hair day
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