Wow, I can't emphasize enough that I am a real person writing a real review about my experience in this apartment complex, just like the other two perfect reviews. All of us think that this place is just amazing. It's hard to say just what exactly is best about the only apartment complex in the universe that doesn't seem to be plagued with the problems that are endemic to 21st-century sardine living, but I will do my best. The lights shine softer, here, and the wind sings along the sill. Everyone around is completely friendly - those who are of the same gender are personable and share my interests, while those of the opposite gender find me to be attractive and are attractive themselves. One of my favorite things to do is walk through my luxurious, affordable apartment toward the western window, where the pigs fly at sunset on Tuesdays and Thursdays.\r
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Check this place out! It's your first left on the Yellow Brick Road.
Pros: it is amazing, it rains champagne here, nymphs dance in the gardens
Cons: I'm just sorry that I ever have to leave!
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