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QUE HORRIBLE!!!! - Review by citysearch c | Miami Beach Resort & Spa

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QUE HORRIBLE!!!! 5/8/2007

Well for starters, there was hair in my bed and on my bathroom floor at check in; perhaps this is why the room was so dimly lit...they didn't want me to see the hair and stains! Things only got worse as my toliet began gushing water at 3 am...apparently, a part was on order! Yes, they rented a room knowing full well the toliet was broken. I loved the fact that the ogre-like security guard accompanied the engineer to my room at 3 am! Did they actually think I was ripping up their toliet?!? After they fixed it, it happened again!!! You'd better have a car if you stay here as there's nothing within walking distance...and you'll need it as food is scarce!!! The only meal I could count on is breakfast. Vegetarians will die here as their poolside grill has little to no options, not to mention the bistro/bar. The server was exceedingly rude and refused to serve us as the hostess didn't seat us there! And the very last night of my oh-so-long stay ended with the police cuffing a kid in front of the hotel! Stay away! Pros: Well, it had a bed... Cons: The lighting, gushing toliets, lack of food/options, nothing nearby, ogre-like security guard more
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