If you find yourself with nothing to do, you have to go to Snooky's.
It's an experience. Simi Valley is known for their "good image", so strip clubs there usually don't thrive. Last time I went, the stripper asked me for quarters, so she can play music from the juke box for her dances. There were portable fans all over the place. Plus, the stripper's kids were waiting outside in the stationwagon.
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