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Guess what? I wrote, it got DELETED(AND IT'S THE ONLY REAL REVIEW!!!) Okay, I notice a lot of seemingly FAKE reviews on here(that or a few of these customers had pies fall directly onto there crotch and have impaired them in there opinion formation)-Because for the first time ever(and living off 125th and Biscayne my entire life)-I decided to try this ridiculously low key pizza place. Well, the fact its named after the villain from dragon ball z should've been a tipoff of how the night would end.
A friend recommend this place (although later admits it was a dreaded recommendation from someone who knows someone who knows someone else.not good).So, we dial, order-and await this pizza that may hopefully save us from the same old pies of STEVE'S Pizza or (my favorite) Anthony's Coal Fired Pizza.We decide to be bold and order the BBQ CHICKEN PIZZA.
FORTUNE DOES NOT FAVOR THE BOLD,my friends.Bascally, this is where things began to turn.
The moment we open the box,I notice an overpowering aroma of kethchup.No big deal, I think-they probably use alot of GENERIC BBQ SAUCE from a local wholesaler.I take my bite, and instantly realize these dirty addhole's are using 100% KETCHUP as there sauce.I don;'t know bout you, but have you ever taking a big mouthful of ketchup? It's not good, in fact, if you manager to swallow it-it gives you INSTANT hearburn.My stomach was ready to betray me, for I betrayed it.Had I known I was shelling out $19.00 for a big piece of bread with kethchup and melted cheese on it, I'd slapped myself in the mouth and stuck my crotch in a pizza oven.In fact, that probably would've produced a better pizza.
So, we try to eat as much as we can, rubbing the sauce ...excuse...me ...the ketchup on the box.But too late, the heartburn was already kicking in.So, Dear villianous pizza shop-your days are numbered.Unless I need to ever eat a giant hamburger, and the world has been rid of ketchup for some reason-I will never EVER eat there again.I will spend my days spreading the word of hidden away Pizza hellhole that will insult your intellgience and anger your stomach, and to avoid AT ALL COSTS-unless your a kethcup enthusiast.If you are, then-my friend, Piccolo's pizza is just the place for you.I dare you to delete this AGAIN.If you do, I will begin a campaign (with others).I ate at your place.I hated the food.It was OVERPRICED and disgusting.I have no internest whether you fail or suceed.My goal is to inform others. If you wish to have a good review, make better pizza,and never ever make something so awful I feel compelled to share my experience.
Pros: The pizza didn't burn my face
Cons: The pizza was basically a HUGE ketchup sandwhich
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