Texas Roadhouse's entrees are named things like "Chicken Critters" and "Road Kill" (a chopped steak), so the kids should get a kick out of it -- they can even join the "Roadhouse Ranger" club hosted by Andy the Armadillo.
Complimentary warm rolls are served with sweet butter, and you are invited to "load" your potato or add a "sidekick" of ribs to your meal. And if, heaven forbid, you're trying to eat healthy, there are salads and a few other healthier selections. Texas Roadhouse has won awards for its steaks and barbecue, so they're serious about good food. Just try not to laugh while ordering your order your "Sassy Sauteed Onions" and a "Big Ol' Brownie."