My wife and I wanted to stay in a quiet bed and breakfast for our first anniversary, unfortunately since we are busy people apt to forgetfulness, we didn't book a place until a day or two before. Unfortunately Somewhere Inn Time was the only place with a vacant room we could afford ($100). The room was small, the towels were moldy, and the advertised ""fireplace"" was a fake and when turned on blew air and shined lights onto plastic strips to give the impression of flames (why bother installing a fake fireplace?) Even so, I would have been happy using the jetted tube, sleeping in a so-so bed, and having a disappointing view, that is if the breakfast was any good. Yet as you can already guess the breakfast was the worst part. Our ""breakfast"" basket consisted of 1 Costco muffin, 1 slice of industrial banana bread, 1 mushy red-delicious apple, 1 out of season orange, 2 yogurts, AND TWO EXPIRED ORANGE JUICES!!!!! This place is NOT a bed and breakfast, its a bed and Quickie Mart, except you don't get to chose your gas station food.\r
Also, they do not have internet, they only have VHS players, and the place is tacky. My recommendation is don't go, it's not worth it. You will have an exactly equal stay at a budget motel, or you could pay the same price and get a night in a decent hotel.
Pros: Conveniently located between a car dealership and a Wal-Mart
Cons: Just about everything