So, looking for a new place to live?\r
Might I recommend historic Millbridge Gardens? Located in the heart of war-torn Clementon, right near seven KFC's and twelve liquor stores, Millbridge Gardens is the place to be!\r
What's that you say? You LOVE the sound of your neighbors slamming against the walls and screaming at the tops of their lungs? \r
You cherish the scent of weed as it drifts in through your vents? You get a kick out of seeing your neighbors (who NEVER seem to go to work) kicking and punching their dogs in the courtyard? Well then, sign on the dotted line, my friends! And then buy a gun. Not for protection--no no. Buy it so you can BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT.