The Mansion itself is located on a beautiful piece of land and the exterior was rather breathtaking as we approached at sunset, then we opened the door into what was reminiscent of a campy, spaghetti-western brothel. The kitschy interior was preface to what became the worst dining experience I have ever had. First, and foremost, the host was drunk! Im not talking about ""hey, did the host seem a little buzzed to you?"" I mean he was stumbling, stuttering, white-foam on the corners of his lips DRUNK! When I asked the waiter if it was normal for an employee to be at work so inebriated he replied ""when you are co-owner it doesnt really matter."" Needless to say my ideas of fine dining were spoiled from the start. I could go in to detail about how bad the service and the food were but there is no point...It is easily summed up with one word, HORRIBLE! Never have I had such a hard time paying for a meal.