I see that in your fantastic, and surely honest review, you wrote, "... in evidently." You meant inevitably, right? Lol. Let's explain something to you. The food at that store is MADE TO ORDER. If you come through and, as you say, order 6 value meals at the same time, you should expect for the food to take at least a second to make.
And there towards the end of your nifty little review, you seem to imply that a manager told you that Choctaw McDonald's is a franchise store. Apparently this has something to do with the ketchup? Here's a little hint, stupid. The value meals do not come with ketchup. You need to order it, and in your gluttonous family's case, you should order EXTRA ketchup. That way your stupid self won't have to ask for it at the window. And, by the way, THAT IS NOT A FRANCHISE STORE. IT'S A CORPORATE STORE, AND YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A LIAR.