I will start this by saying this is on my Mother, Wife, Son, Dogs, and my grave. May god strike us all dead and i burn in hell if i say 1 word not 100% true. Folks i am far from insane i just happend to, much like my luck in Vegas or lottery tickets, pick the worst human being to do anything for me ever...i would rather have the guys that it took 6 months to build my fence and roof my house in hindsight. I just wanted to get everyone's attention cause GOD knows or HE MAY STRIKE ME DEAD IN ALL SERIOUSNESS if i had read something like this i would have let me fingers do the walking to someone else and if they had a pulse and a degree (only the pulse a requirement) it would have been a dramatic improvement. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FOLKS I GIVE YOU 4 CHOICES. A - MCDANIEL, B - SATAN, C - CHARLES MANSON, D - HITLER. Anything but D guys anything but D...AGAIN MAY GOD STRIKE ME DEAD IF I AM NOT BEING 100% honest. If he and his much more convincing chicky were just not so good on that initial free consult he would already be living in a kenmore box on state street but unfortunately that is more than enough for trusting folk to get sucked in. AGAIN HERE ME. IF YOU NEED A LAWYER BECAUSE YOU ARE BRING A SUIT AGAINST YOUR 5 YEAR OLD BROTHER FOR THE 5 SNICKER BARS HE STOLE (AND YOU ARE 7 YOURSELF) YOU WOULD BE BETTER OFF HIRING YOUR NEW SISTER THE 16 MONTH OLD!
Pros: was alive and breathing
Cons: could speak and BS but only in the free consult