I do not understand this place. It is horse racing. Right? It is a place where horses race. I thought that was bad. Gambling, animal abuse, jockets who are really evil tree-dwelling elves... righ? I saw the Simpsons.
But this place either has great word of mouth or a great ad campaign. It's made out to be some huge family-friendly fun hole, and I can't tell whether I just think that because they pay off radio DJs to say so or what. Someone help me.