Today I was bored after work so I decided to call up my homies and see what they were up to. They live in Isla Vista and I cruised over their house without calling only to find that they weren't there. Since the front window was open, I contemplated taking the screen off and breaking in. I decided not to be an ass and called them only to find out that they were at Giovanni's Pizza on Calle Real, not the Isla Vista location. So I asked them why they had to go all the way over there. Their responses were dumbfounded and I decline to even talk about that further. By the time I got to Gio's, they already finished their salads. I ordered a calzone with chicken, a salad with ranch dressing, and a mug full of Newcastle from the tap. They got their calzones in a respectable amount of time. I noticed two customers come in about 5-10 minutes after me, one with a pizza, and the other one ordering two calzones. They all got their food faster than me. So, If you're hungry, and want to eat soon, don't get a calzone with chicken.