My wife and I experienced the foulest catastrophe last night at this horrific dump thats called "Frankie and Dino's". We were sat at the table closest to the kitchen and bathrooms, & without a word from the waiter, the wine list menu was taken from us. I can only assume he thought we couldn't afford it, who knew? So after ordering our food, w/no drinks, he disappeared. Who knew veal could be SO hard and chewy? We were ready to go and so we asked for our check. I tried to pay with my credit/debit card. Our waiter returned with a blank slip of paper with all my card info on it. All of it hand written. He explained that their machine was "down", that I could just sign his little note! After paying with cash and leaving EXACT CHANGE down to the penny, we did in fact bolt.
Pros: NONE!, NONE!!, NONE!!!
Cons: Attempted Theft, Garbage=food, Neglectful Waiters
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