Ok, if you're on a long road trip to the BEST BURGER (like we often do), make a trip to Fat Smitty's where the highway to Sequim (Hwy 104) meets the back road to Port Townsend at Discovery Bay. Fat Smitty's is BY FAR the tallest, best tasting burger. Welcome are (in order) Marines (Semper Fi!), Robbie Knievel (local boy), Washington State Patrolmen (they know where to eat--look at their bellies!), bikers, ANY military vet, right wingers, gun toters, USA lovers! The Fat Smitty is 10"" tall (yes, ladies, a big ten inch!) and almost impossible to finish. Funky, fun, layed back, AFFORDABLE. GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT!!!
Pros: Big burgers, Military friendly, Funky locals to stare
Cons: Hell, it's Disco Bay!, Two beer limit, Two beer limit