For the love of Pete! This menu is huge! What to order? What to order? Okay, I’ll have the roasted turkey melt, no make that Cajun chicken pasta, no wait, I changed my mind, I’ll have Mississippi Fried Catfish Filets. Oh, hold up, you have vegetarian entrees. Okay, then, I’ll have the vegetarian chili. Oh, silly me… I almost forgot, I’m on a diet so I’ll just get the Summer Citrus Salad. Yeah, that’s it. Oh, screw it, just make it hamburger and fries. I’m at a diner, aren’t I? Oh, and a chocolate milkshake—extra thick. Thanks.