Bare Assets

I have worked on and off at bare assets since i was 18. I recently stayed in the dancer housing, which is definitely not a dive! Girls!!! there is always money to be made in key west and especially at Bare Assets!! If you made $50 dollars a night at Bare Assets you were not trying. I have had several $1000 nites and find it hard not to make $200 every nite! The staff is awesome, the customers are consistent, and the housing is a fully furnished apartment with an excellent kitchen and in a perfect location! It may not be everyone's favorite but it is mine! And in no way is it a scam or a dive! Clearly someone has a personal issue with the club or someone who works there, because even if you don't like the club or the housing its impossible to call it a dive! I hope to make it back soon! more

This place is a scam. Warning to girls - this club has no business. You will not make money. My friends did not make enough to pay for their traveling expense. They made $500 a night at home. Then made $50 a night at Bare Assets. This was in mid February - peak of the "season" in Key West. If you take the company housing you will be treated like a slave. The housing looks like a salvation army reject shop. This used to be one of the best clubs in Key West. What happened? The awful DJ runs people out of the club. The bartender rips people off. STAY AWAY from this SCAM club. more

I love the service, bartenders are good looking and professional. Beautiful foreign girls and a great set of blonde twins in the mix too! A great selection of women and the best champagne rooms and VIP seating in the in the Florida Keys! Great for bachelor parties and lots of parking. more

I went to this club one evening with my husband and spent a few hours there. I can say it was not a very busy night, and the girls were really great and sweet. I remeber talking to some of them in the bathroom. My husband swears there is some kind of stripper dust that they all wear and it turns him on. LOL Well, secret is.........they all wear something different LOL I enjoyed it, easy to find, just look for the steel cage ;) Pros: WAS QUIET ATMOSPHERE Cons: CAN'T THINK OF ANY more

i used to work at this club couple years ago, and being an ameteur i thought it was a great place to chill, and make friends if you're a local...i miss it there! Pros: great djs, nice owner, awesome staff Cons: i dont think there are any.. more

I've been to a million strip clubs in my life and Bare Assets Key West is and will always be my favorite. The staff all became my friends along with a few of the dancers. It's the only club where you can go to relax if you want or live it up. No pressure from the staff or the dancers is a great "asset" to the club. All they need is a coffee machine and I'll spend a lot more time there!!!!! Love all you guys! Pros: Great staff Cons: no coffee more

If you are looking for good looking girls, stay away from this place. I have been in Bare Assets a few times and each time the quality of the girls gets worse. Pros: Good Parking, Never Crowded more