I spent the entire day setting up the perfect trap to finally catch that delicious looking roadrunner. See, I had this big safe dangling by a rope over a small pressure plate underneath a mound of bird seed. When that yummy bird ate the irresistible seed the safe would come crashing down and I’d be eating roadrunner pancakes in no time. Unfortunately there was a problem with the plate and the safe didn’t drop. I poked at it a few times from a safe distance and nothing happened. I Stomped on it and nothing happened. I became furious and started jumping on it. Then all of the sudden it decides to work. I get clobbered and want to open the door from the inside to get out and walk away making an accordion noise, but the door won’t open. I called these guys out and they came out right away. They said the only way they could open the safe was by drilling out the lock, so now I’m stuck with no roadrunner for dinner and an Acme safe I can’t even use anymore.
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