Undoubtedly, malls are wastelands. But this one is a post-atomic desolation filled with, well, nothing. T.S. Eliot must have visited this place while doing research for his poem, The Waste Land. ""April is the cruellest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire...""
I say, ""Twin Rivers is the worst mall, turning off customers to all the other stores, mixing horrible decoration with nothing to buy.""
Malls all suck. This mall sucks even more.
Pros: None, None, None
Cons: Ugly, Nothing to buy
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