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The Riptide is what it is. If you don't like it, don't come back. There are plenty of asss-holes and plenty of nice people there just like every bar in every city, except we get a violent sub-species of pseudorednecks that pose as real surfers by talking about how Kona is a tourist beer, whatever dude, you are such a douche, if you like Hawaii, please go back there, because you sukk. You are precisely the type of idiot that belongs at the real sh*t hole Pittsburgh's down the street by Judah and 47th. The current tap line up is: Lagunitas IPA, Trumer Pils, Pyramid Hefe (sux), Guiness, Stella, disgusting Riptide Red Ale, and they now have Negro Modelo in the bottle, oo, that's a beer from mexico, probably for touristas??? Anyway, sometimes the music is great, sometimes it sukks. It has gotten better overall. Sometimes its dead and depressing. Sometimes its packed. Just like every other bar. Except, it can get the occasional asss-hole surf "expert" who really should stay away from OB and go get hooked on Ice in Paradise. We are a tight knit bar and we don't need you there, you sit there and focus on how not gay you are while sipping schwag like pabst. yuck. To everyone else, come on in. You might have a good time, you might not. Just like everywhere else.
Signed,
A Real Patron of that bar for the last two and a half years since the first day it reopened.
Pros: Lack of concern about who you are, scumbag or pacific heights loser
Cons: letting people like the first reviewer in
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