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F U douche! - Review by Eric S | Chipotle Mexican Grill

Chipotle Mexican Grill

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F U douche! 4/23/2007

Chipotle is the shit! I don't see how you cannot like it...To that douche up there who says its bland...That is the most ridiculous thing ever...Sure they have a small amount of ingredients to choose from...but you can mix and match til there is no tomorrow! They have natural-non preservative products and their meats taste amazing. And about the rice....F that, the rice is sooooooo nice...Pour a little hot sauce on that, and you and in heaven. You must have ordered just a plan burrito with only rice...that is the only way it will be bland...So get a real job- other than knocking down Chipotle you ass hat. more
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