An Ode to Phish Food
Chocolate fishies swimming in my cup
oozing caramel rivers
snowy hilltops of vanilla-white
left dirty and exposed to
chocolate's dark, delicious night.
Oh! Phish Food,
comfort-food for us mopey girls
Cup or Cone
we care not.
Oh Phish food
in my tummy
I love you
you are so yummy.
Okay, so yeah, that was a joke, but in all seriousness- Ben and Jerry's Phish Food (and other flavors, I suppose) have graced the world and fulfilled our empty-calorie needs for some time now. If you still have not tried this icecream classic, I'd suggest a quick trip to the grocery store to grab yourself a guilty carton.