"Let's go to White Water Bay!" These words may strike a deep sense of dread into the hearts of parents in the summer. Unless, of course, your kids are old enough to just drop off (or should I say dump off?) here for about 9 hours or so. Otherwise, you'll be stuck in the land of dirty water, hot sun, and horrendously overpriced admission and food prices. The slides, once you climb the 15 million steps to get to the top, are actually fun though. Be careful not to fall out of your tube, or you could end up naked at the bottom. And, for the love of Gob, bring your own food, or you may go bankrupt purchasing corndogs and dippin' dot.