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Two-Fisted Mario's Pizza - 50 Reviews - 1626 Market St, Denver, CO 80202, Denver, CO - Lunch Spot Reviews - Phone (303) 623-3523

Two-Fisted Mario's Pizza

1626 Market St, Denver, CO 80202
Denver, CO 80202
(303) 623-3523
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Two-Fisted Mario's Pizza - Denver, CO


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I still go back and forth as to who has the best whole pizza in Denver, but by the slice, Two Fisted Marios is above and beyond the rest. 2 months ago, I strolled the streets of ...


Average rating only because of the quality of food is good. There pizza is some of the best in Denver especially at 2am after drinking all night. However somehow they manage to ...

Editorial review from Citysearch 7/27/2012

terrible service and sloppy pies more

Good food! 4/1/2011

Awesome food! Service is a bit slow at times but I'm sure it's do to the volume of people in there for the great pizza. more

Staff steals from customers 2/22/2011

The pizza was decent... but the cashier is a thief. I ordered two pizzas for carryout and the cashier added an $8 tip for himself. I would never stiff a delivery driver, or a waiter... but the cashier just handed me my order over the counter. I see from ohter reviews that i'm not the first person who has been scammed. I will not be going back. And no, it wasn't a drunken mistake. $39 for two pizzas is high, but $47 for two pizza is ridiculous. more


They are extremely rude on the phone and in person. Their pizza isn't good! Do no support a business that is rude to customers! more

some good pizza 9/11/2010

some good pizza, if you have a beer with it. cool though. more

Don't go here 9/11/2010

Unless you like eating bad pizza and having the staff helping themselves to a tip on your credit card I would not go here. more

Credit card skimming! 2/26/2010

Check your bank statement and your receipt. The last few times I've been here I've had money skimmed off the top of my bill. Pros: Good pizza Cons: Stealing money from customers more

I hate my job thank you ! 10/18/2009

Saturday afternoon I stopped by to see if their might be any gluten free options on their menu. Not only was I sarcastically told by the clerk he could offer me a ""paper plate with cheese and sauce"" adding that i would have to take it home and cook it myself. The cook had to add his opinion that he doesn't ""believe in gluten intolerance"" and started to pontificate to himself in his caveman, uneducated, grunting condescension as I walked away. Cons: customer serve more

NEVER AGAIN 9/24/2009

I went to two fisted marios a week ago... I paid with my card... it was 41 bucks... looked at my bank statement a week later and they tipped themselves 10 bucks... I tipped them in cash. (not that they deserved a dime) I will never eat there again... the cashier was rude... forgot half our order and when I asked them to correct the order i got attitude for the guy behind the bar. NEVER AGAIN. Pros: N/a Cons: Over charged my card more

Durgin Park meets ""Waiting"" 6/5/2009

While sitting down in this restaurant over lunch I overheard discussions from the guys behind the counter concerning teabagging pizza slices, and photographing it. For me, this was kind of a red flag indicating I should reconsider trusting this food provider. Squirt gun fights with the 409 is another one, as I'm not a big fan of the ammonia flavor. Reading other reviews, maybe this is kind of what they are going for...? Maybe ""two-fisted"" isn't about boxing? Maybe Best of Citysearch means something different than what I thought? Pros: Convenient Cons: Think about where you get your food more

Worst service ever! 1/22/2009

This breaks my heart. Two Fisted Mario's has some great pizza, but never in my life have I witnessed this kind of embarrassing behavior from customer service, in ANY business. The pizza cook, in particular made the Seinfeld ""Soup Man"" look like a kind soul. He was swearing at a customer! The staff is really rude. I wonder if they would have been happier if they had no customers and could have used this restaurant as their own private club. Pros: Good pizza Cons: Insulting and rude staff more

Not worth the drama 1/13/2009

Average rating only because of the quality of food is good. There pizza is some of the best in Denver especially at 2am after drinking all night. However somehow they manage to staff this place with the biggest losers on the planet. I understand i can get annoying serving drunks all night and I?m not there to make friends with the staff but i have never before witnessed service this bad. Don't even think of bringing you young ones here. It is to close to the bars and you end up sharing your meal with a bunch of loud and inappropriate characters. I never go anymore, not even at night as the bunch of flunkies that are left in charge of this place at night are not worth your time. A member of the staff even used profanity one night because a customer asked about the status of his pizza. The owner of this place must have a horse shoe up his a$$ that he has this location because with the idiots of the earth that he allows to work there this place would be out of business in a week The music is loud but it is usually not bad in my opinion most people probably would not like there selection. In general this restaurant has good food but is filled with skinny punks that think they own the place. I'm sure this review will do little or nothing to harm the business of this establishment but i had to voice my opinion about the people that work there. Get over yourself you serve pizza for a living. Pros: Good Pizza Cons: Terrible staff. Terrible for kids. skinny punks more

It is truly the best slice in Denver 12/1/2008

I still go back and forth as to who has the best whole pizza in Denver, but by the slice, Two Fisted Marios is above and beyond the rest. 2 months ago, I strolled the streets of New York in search of the best slice of pizza, usually a mushroom. I had some good pizza, believe me. Each time I ate a slice in New York, I recognized how excellent it was, but there wan't anything that made it better than some of the slices I've had at Two Fisted Marios. I've eaten plenty of times there at 2am, but the pizza tastes just as good at 4 in the afternoon. Yeah, the waitstaff isn't always the friendliest, and sometimes the music is loud, but I'm not there to make friends or for the ambience. So, grab a couple slices and a draft beer, sit out on their Market Street Patio, and enjoy the best slice of pizza in this town! Pros: Best Slice of Pizza in Denver Cons: Seating is scarce more

The Best Pizza in Denver...Hands Down!! 11/24/2008

This is the best pizza in Denver. I've eaten pizza in the biggest cities in America, and I've never had pizza this good. You can taste the fresh sauce. The thick delicious cheese and the toppings are huge and cut fresh. The staff is great, and they know they are the best in the city. It's just amazing. Honestly, the best pizza I've ever had. You will NOT be disappointed. more

The review to end all reviews 7/14/2008

All the other reviews are worthless. I have read them and they can be summarized as follows: 1) I am a retiree who does not understand the most recent generation and I am highly critical of any establishment that caters to said generation or 2) I am a gnarly dude and i was to eat some 'za at a chill joint. Neither of the aforementioned reviews provide a clear picture of the restaurant. I will attempt to avoid generational affiliations and provide unbiased criticism. Pros: Excellent locale for a younger crowd Cons: No AC more

funny pizza 7/1/2008

This place rocks. Great pizza. The only ""real"" place in LoDo. The people are honest with a great sense of humor, and OBVIOUSLY have a tough job to do on the weekends. Tip them well. Too well. You have to learn to not be to sensitive, they are trying to do so much at once. WOW I couldn't do their job, RESPECT the MARIO. Love it, be open minded and you will have a blast!!!!! Plus they serve Old Style, simply amazing. well done guys(and the like 2 chicks that can handle workin there) Pros: great music, fun people, beer and pizza(what else could there be Cons: IT IS HOT IN THERE more

Not very tasty pizza and poor service 6/26/2008

I thought the pizza was just okay, but have had better. The server was really unhelpful and kind of rude. Bathrooms were dirty. Pros: We got a table outside Cons: Messy inside, dirty bathroom more

A bit Over Rated 6/26/2008

After reading some of the reviews I think it is a bit over rated. The pizza is basic, however it does have a goof flavor. The seating is very small and its not that clean of a place. For a slice of pizza you typicaly have to stand and wait. Overall, food is good, location is difficult to get into and the place is sort of low quality. Pros: Ok for a slice of Pizza I guess Cons: Sort of a dump inside. more


I've been a frequent customer at Two fisted Mario's for a year now, I live in Aurora and drive all the way to Down town Denver nearly every night just for a slice of delicious pizza and to hang out on a late night with some friends after work. The main thing that attracted me to Two Fisted's was the atmosphere, a very young and fun atmosphere, and of course the music that they play every now and then..METAL! The employees are young, very outgoing and fun, just be open-minded! They enjoy what they do, and one can easily tell by the enthusiasm in the kitchen and the delicious pizza that they prepare for you each and every time. I DEFINITELY RECOMMEND THIS PLACE!!!!! more

a 3/1/2008

this review has to be one hundred characters long but it is only fifty so far and now there's also a limit of thirty five characters per word more
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  • In Short
    The small dining room with black, gold and red walls and abstract paintings that seem to drip from their canvases gives this spot the feel of a carnival fun house. Laid-back...

  • 6/30/2006 Provided by Citysearch

Additional information

  • Hours:

    Sat-Tue: 10am-2pm, Wed-Fri: 10am-3pm
  • Payments:

    Master Card, Discover, American Express, Diner's Club, Visa
  • Neighborhoods:

    Union Station, LoDo, Northwest Denver