This little christian city in the middle of sodom and gomora will have you so joyful, you'll be speaking in tongues. Watch as everyone's favorite purple haired multi-millionaire and her homosexual husband make the TV show that is number one in every trailer park and retirement community south of Damnation. Don't miss the life-sized recreation of the Via Dolorosa on your way to the virtual reality theatre where you'll watch movies about a virtually real scenario that could have happened 2,000 years ago. You can't miss (they won't let you) the Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh Gift and Book Shop. Not since September 11th have savvy entrepreneurs cashed in too cheapen something that used to mean something. Stick around past sundown to watch TBN's nightly Christmas night spectacular where you can wish baby Jeebus a happy birthday EVERY NIGHT of the YEAR - complete with Santa and his elves.