Okay, I lied about the title. Can you just imagine the "queen" of Chicago herself munching out on a dog while Trump's hair blows in her cheese fries? Nah, me neither. But I got your attention didn't I? I'm going to go out on a limb to say those two meglomaniacs would never be caught dead at this cute little hot dog stand, but most other regular folks might enjoy it. They are a "take it to go only" kind of place with some of the cheapest deals in town. Two dogs with fries, a pop and all the trimmings - for under $4. They also have a low price beef sandwich deal and a couple other combos, but I usually just get the bow wows.