I'd rather go dumpster diving, at least I wouldn't be paying to have somebody vomit in my mouth. I have to admit that it was almost inspiring to taste such failure, it's almost as if your restaurant was trying to create the most disgusting fried rice ever aborted out of a kitchen. Really? You guys can't make fried rice? That's like making disgusting ice cream.
With so many options for Asian Cuisine, I'm shocked that this place is still open. If people vote with their wallets, then I haven't seen such a failure of the democratic process since George Bush got elected.