I tried staying at this hotel recently after traveling out west for many days and was delighted to find the following things when I checked in around midnight.
The room was dank and dingy, stank of animal urine, and the carpet was filthy and would leave your feet black when you walked on it.
Patio furniture in the courtyard was dilapidated, falling apart, with broken wooden slats and loose screws.
The laundry room was a filthy mess and there was no soap available. How convenient is that? Offer guests laundry but expect that they pack laundry detergent to bring with them? Makes no sense to me.
The microwave oven in my room had a huge dent in the side of it, inspiring confidence that I was being cooked along with my meal.
The "Pool" or "Sauna" in the courtyard looked more like an Algae culture than anything else. I think they had some people show up and pretend to swim in it making it seem to look "OK". I'd not let my fish swim in that thing.
The free internet was basically useless and all one weekend kept dropping connections and even basic email and browsing would not work. Complaints to the front office were met with the response "It is working fine.". Oh really?
There were no "Do Not Disturb Signs" anywhere to be found. Housekeeping felt a need to bash on the door so loudly that all of Tucson could hear them and this went on randomly every day since you could never tell when they'd be over the next day. I suppose they like to keep us guessing to see if we can electrocute ourselves on the AC.
I had to have some items shipped to me there and had one arrive late after I checked out, of course they kept the item instead of returning it and refusing to sign for it. The one parcel I picked up from the woman at the front desk had her ask me as though I had just barfed all over her shoes: "ARE YOU A GUEST HERE SIR???".