Do NOT stay here. We went to Maison Reve after carefully researching B&B's for the weekend of our first wedding anniversary. After reading about the extensive walking trails on the property and being assured of a great homemade vegetarian breakfast by the hosts, we were very excited. We also booked a massage for the both of us through the property.
I cannot begin to express how awful the experience was. Do NOT stay here. The massage therapist they hired was awful. She was late, radiated stress herself, and was technically poor as a massage therapist. She literally dropped a hot stone on my back. The thunking sound as it hit my spine was not therapeutic.
As for the food, day 1 consisted of dry, tasteless eggs and biscuits made from a box. Day 2 was literally (I wish I was joking) Cheerios (CHEERIOS!) and 'blueberry' muffins made from a box with fake 'blueberries'.
The extensive walking trails on this 30 acre property was one long driveway that made a loop from the entrance around the house. Took about 5 minutes to walk it. We walked all over the area around the house. Where was the 30 acres of trails? I have no idea, but if they're there, they are well hidden.
Finally, the entire experience was awkward as there was family of the owners all over the house. Instead of feeling like I was staying at a private B&B, I felt like I was crashing at someone's house. While we enjoyed romantic smore roasting outside, a family member and her two daughters watched tv in the kitchen in their PJs. We literally walked in the door of the house one day to see a family member of the owner walking across the landing in a towel. Awkward to say the least.
What bothers me the most is the For Sale sign outside. I don't know if the owners have stopped trying now that they want to sell the place, or if their terrible service has led them to sell. Either way, I felt duped and we left a day early, deciding to cut our vacation short rather than stay another night.