Upon reading good online reviews, I decided to go out on a limb and try this local Chinese Take-out.
We ordered (2) Beef Fried Rice, (1) Fried Dumplings, (1) Pizza Roll.
Beef Fried Rice: Overcooked yellow rice, no flavor what so ever.
Beef - no flavor, chewy - Nasty.
Fried Dumplings: Dumplings not completely fried - Meat & dough were still raw. Had to keep frying them. Afterwards the meat's stench kept me from eating any of them.
Pizza Roll: Fried incorrectly, raw dough on the inside. I felt like I was taking bites of Hunts Tomato Paste with a 1% hint of some for of cheese. Just nasty.
By far the worst Chinese Food I've ever tried ingesting in America.
ETA: 30 Minutes - Driver arrives 45-60 minutes later. Calls us for no apparent reason, just to confirm the address I already provided the shop with.