My boyfriend and I went for one of their couples packages last night. When you walk in, you get a great receptionist. The good stuff ends there. You get a dirty pair of flip flops and then your boot camp coach comes in. Ours shoved us in a room to change and then, was pressuring us to get out and get in the shower. After that, she ushered us along into the sauna and then, the steam room. There was hair everywhere, no toilet paper, and no soap at the sink.
If you want to have a great bonding, laughing time with your partner, it is great. Every time our ""woman"" would push us somewhere else, we would giggle like children. She would scold us for taking too long at one place or another. We went into our bath and 12 minutes later, they were knocking on the door, and asking us to drop our pants for the massage.
My 5 year old gives better massages...but, it was still funny to have this woman crawling on my back and thumping my toes. I will say that your nether regions are quite exposed during the whole massage. My boyfriend was showing all of his goods during most of the massage as was I. The best part is that once they are finished, they are pushing you up and off the table to get you to leave. There is no dawdling and forget going to the bathroom.
If you have an extra $395 and you want to have a total boot camp experience...but, laugh your butt off, this is the place for you. Just watch out for all the hair, random pieces of funk, and floating scum in the soaking tubs.
Pros: Great fruit!
Cons: dirty, rude and inexperienced staff, rushed!
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