I guess drunks can't complain due to the nature of their situation, but since I'm not the client, I guess I'll let out my frustration I've had to put up with this little witch running the place!
First off, I am not vouching for the other people who posted on sites like Citysearch, Google, and Yellowpages, normally I myself am not negative, but darnit, the aforementioned hard-nosed woman running the place keeps at it!
First off, in the early mornings between 8am-1pm and late nights like 6pm-10pm, no one EVER answers. I'm told they use call forwarding, and the little witch got all defensive when I pointed it out, it was a SUGGESTION NOT AN ATTACK! Sorry if you were having a bad day, maybe she needs to go back to Burger King or whereever the heck she came from.
Second off, two times she answered during store hours, and 10 seconds into the call she put me on hold for like 7 minutes. TWICE. Adding to that on three or four chances, the call was bumped to Houston, the older guy over there sounds like a cool cat I like him already, but he also sounded equally frustrated that he was having to deal with the Austin call volume. I don't blame him, I understand.
Third off, the two times I came at the posted opening of 12:30, she came in 15 minutes late, both times, and just about every time I come in her eyes are all glazed like she's been hungover or stoned or maybe something hardcore; I'm a working class guy I don't know the signs or differences between heroin, crack, ecstasy, meth, pot, or speed, but I'd be surprised at this point if she wasn't on something.
Fourth off, the non-drunks behind the counter just visiting, some days that shop is a daycare center for children of troubled teenaged mothers, other days that shop is a halfway house for her homies who through her OWN ADMISSION got released from jail THAT MORNING! Is that a switchblade in that dude's pocket? I'm pretty sure that was a switchblade.
I don't mind workforce dating or subtle intimacy, but once I walked in during regular hours and she and her BF were dry humping, which was beyond akward for the rest of us, and the next month I came in and she was screaming his ears off calling off their engagement because he couldn't wire up a Chevy HHR. True story. And that guy all by himself in Houston? One other time she got off the phone with him and was like “What an ahole” Like I said: Burger King.
Honestly, the devices, the store hours, the location are not all that bad, it would be superb if that witch would get some direct supervisory to kick her to the curb so the sanity of Austin, TX can be restored, until that happens we're all screwed over.
PS I'm not a negative guy, out of the seven times I've set foot in that building they treated me right once so yeah....
Pros: The ability to request changing interlock vendors
Cons: Putting up with result of questionable hiring practices