First of all, I love HTT. Don't get me wrong. Wednesday nights are the best. 1 dollar PBR tall boys. 1 Dollar Vegan corn dogs. Roll in with a fiver, get 3 drinks and a dog and tip a buck. Feeling good. \r
HOWEVER, lately it seems the secret is getting out. I had trouble finding a spot to lock up my 83 Schwinn Cruiser. Lucky I was wearing my tight jeans that night so I could squeeze through the crowd to get to the smoking patio. The place seems to be filling up with entitled hipsters lately. Hey we know you love the scene but if you moved here within the last 3 years, just leave us some space. (I've been in portland for 4 years now, so I know what I'm talking about.)\r
I think the bartenders get a little cracked out from the crowd sometimes. (or they just have the sniffles, if you know what I mean. I'm looking at you bartender with the glasses.)\r
Anyhow, great times when it isn't crowded and when the cops don't show up because of overcrowding and you happen to tell someone to stop buying their clothes at JC Penny.
Pros: Lots of good looking clientelle.
Cons: Staff thinks they are cooler than us.