When I eat Chinese food, for the most part, it's all the same. It's ok, nothing exciting. Now and then you get lucky. You won't get lucky here. Quite the contrary. I have had good Chinese food, Ok Chinese food, and not so great Chinese food. Today I had God-awful, unbelievably dreadful Chinese food. Go to McDonalds, buy some hot-dogs, starve, but don't eat here. It's awful, really, unimaginably awful.