The line outside Fat Albert's on a weekend morning rivals just about anything you see in Portland, and there's a reason for that. This is American diner-style breakfast food at it's best, greasiest and most filling. Not in the mood for the world's largest omlette? Try the bottomless bowl of oatmeal, which is hands-down the best in town and at $4.50, maybe one of the best deals in town too. The coffee is good, the waffles are good, the ham is good, the bacon is good, the scrambles are good (Garbage Grinder, anyone?)...this place is just plain good.