My birthday is coming up and I've been dropping numerous hints that all I want, all I've EVER wanted in life is one of the mushroom spore cubes from Far West Fungi. It's a little cube of dirt that comes wrapped in plastic. Remove the plastic and add water and whammo: soon you'll have mushrooms a bloomin'. The cubes come in a variety of flavors (shitake please!), but they're very popular so oftentimes the one you want can be sold out. Best of all, it's only like, $20, so if no one buys one for me this week, I'll just go and get one my damn self.