Okay, so the food at El Vaquero is only passable. I mean, how *is* it that they get the food out so fast? I can only guess that it must be pre-made, or (gasp) pre-frozen? Either way, it doesn't matter. Go there hungry. Bring a group of friends, and order a pitcher of their strong and lovely Texas Margaritas. El Vaquero will somehow -- magically -- taste like the best food you have ever had, which is only made sweeter by the fact that when the bill comes you realized that you haven't spent half your paycheck for a fun dinner out.