Is it just me or this is earth's lowest mileage strip club? The "no touching" policy by the front desk should have been a tipoff. But I was bored and decided to stop in on a Thursday night figuring the half hour VIP has to be good. At 9pm the club had maybe 10-12 pathetic losers with no one sitting by the tip rail. No one was getting dances even though the DJ was announcing a blue-light special every 20 minutes. Pretty much a dead k-mart crowd. I finally got a dance with this short blonde. Bad move. The 2 songs lasted about less than 4 minutes and there was no grinding or touching to speak of. Out of kindness I tipped her $5 anyway. At this point I should have called it the night but I still wanted to check out the VIP. I waited until the next blue light special when this curvy brunette Mandy asked if I wanted a special. I said yes and we headed into the back. Then the upsell began as she promised her VIP will be a lot nastier. Okay...less than 2 minutes into the dance I put my hand on her butt and she just jumped up and screamed it's over. WTF!? She dared me to complain to the manager because I touched her. What's up with that? $100 for 2 minutes of air dance. No wonder no one was getting dances. Thank you DejaVu Rancho Cordova for hiring a ripoff biach. You just lost another customer. Good luck surviving the recession!
Pros: Classy looking club
Cons: Might as well go to a library