I can remember going to Chucky Cheese as a child. It was a noisy hellish torture for my parents, but it seemed amazing to me. This Chucky Cheese is an abomination and insults the very name of Chuck E. by existing. The area that the children have to play in is tiny, the requisite playground full of plastic balls is nowhere to be found no doubt due to some lawsuit or other. The selection of videogames is pathetic, in particular there are very few multiplayer games (games where three or more people can play at once) which destroys the very spirit of Chucky Cheese.
Skiball? Not many here. Whack a Mole? Hard to find. No, a child who was to have a party here would hang his head in shame, would actually apologize to his guests, would beg his parents to leave rather than to suffer in this sham which has the verve to call itself Chucky Cheese's. And Chucky himself? Does he make an appearance and warn kids not to tug on his tail? Nowhere to be found. He will have no part in this cheap knock off the genuine Cheese. As one final humiliation, the pizza is greasy and tasteless, there is no joy in this mousehold.