I found Miko on craigslist.org, which is where I usually shop for all manner of domestic help. Here's the link to the ad to which I responded:
I called him on Sunday, he was here Monday by 1 and my myriad Mac/network issues were fixed beyond my wildest imagination by 4. He even solved a MAJOR issue I didn't even know I had.
His rates are amazing, he's incredibly knowledgeable about Mac and PC platforms, and he's so patient and helpful with sharing what he knows so you can try to fix it yourself next time.
I wish I had found him sooner. I also wish there were more stars to give on this one.