I hate my dentist. I really do. Actually, on second thought, it’s the hygienist I hate. See, I have sensitive teeth, so finding a good dentist can be very difficult. These guys hurt just as much as the others. But on top of that, the dentists are conservative Jews. This doesn’t bother me. I know you’re about to think I’m being bigoted. Let me finish. See, they’re Jewish but the hygienist is a born-again Christian. This also doesn’t bother me. What bothers me is that her room is plastered in biblical references and she always has the radio turned on to a Christian channel. To make matters worse, she has a Disney obsession, particularly with Minnie Mouse. Any where there isn't a Christian reference, there's Minnie. Maybe it helps the kids, but it sorta sickens me. So, I'm sitting in a chair in pain while being preached to and staring at Disney crap. If that's your sort of thing, great, but I'm changing dentists asap.