When Obama closes Guantanamo, this is where we should store its collection of America-hating terrorists. Geneva might call it torture, but Jose McIntyre's calls it Saturday night. The bouncers in this place were the most ridiculously inept losers I've ever seen. Imagine a bouncer. Now imagine him functionally retarded, and with the look of a guy that got out of prison as recently as that morning. That guy's their best bouncer. The cop they had keeping watch (I'm guessing he's on the take) was not much better. Always a good sign when a bar has to have police hang around on a regular basis. I guess I'm lucky I didn't end up with a shiv in my side or a brutal ""encounter"" in the men's room. \r
Speaking of getting bent over, $10 for well vodka and redbull that was mostly ice? Pathetic. The girls in our group couldn't walk five feet without being molested. Parts of the bar smell like someone knarfed. The music was OK but anybody with an iPod can play music. I didn't eat any food there. Aside from leaving, that was probably the best decision I made all night. I don't want to find out what Irish-Mexican fusion tastes like. \r
Plenty of other cooler places to go nearby....skip this hole.
Pros: You're free to leave, or to never show up in the first place.
Cons: Working as bouncers.