The town pump is less pump and more artesian well. The fat men in college jersey's grace the brown berber dance floor. Light sounds of billiards striking together. ""Put it back in your pants"" the sophisticated bartender calls out to the drunken man trying to expose himself as light tunes of van halen grace our ears. This bar is teaming with lovable hillbilly charm, yet the tantalizing mystique you will come to expect. But in this musky lair of scented delights you never know where the sour smell of the cheapest brew will take you.
Pros: too many to mention
Cons: not open 24 hrs.