I pulled up, exhausted. It had been a worrisome day: the appearance of a rare strand of Lime's Disease in my dog, Armand, made itself known to me (I was once a vet). I was famished and there was Church's.
I explained the trouble with Armand (my dog; see above) to an attentive and kindly staff member. They gave me an extra breast, due to my grief! Can you imagine that! Wow. That's service.
Three weeks earlier, a man had apparently committed suicide in the bathroom. Caveat: this may well be a rumor; I heard it from a man who was hanging out in the parking lot. This tale, true or not, has lead to a tapering off of business. That and the economic crisis. Do not let this effluvia stop you from enjoying the food on Rivergate Parkway!
Fried Chicken is an American classic! Don't let terrorists convince you that factory farming produces infected warrens of decay and puss. I can assure you that Church's would never serve that to their customers. Why, it's called Church's, isn't it? It shows that you can trust them.
If terrorists hate us so much, then they can just go to Mosque's (Get it?) for their chicken.
Pros: breasts
Cons: all mod
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